Holy Fire Ministries

So Bad, they're good.

A jumper cable walks into a restaurant. The waitress says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great..............

These were sent by Tom......Thank you Tom

The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behol, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

This was sent by my good friend Pat......Thank you Pat, I am still

laughing at this one.

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under 5."

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and she was always correct; but it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door saying, very sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of thes yourself!"

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No" the second man replied, "it's Thursday." and the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's go have a soda."